Nicknames: "The Humorous FBI Warning", "The Lazy FBI Warning", "Blah Blah Blah"
Warning A: On a white background, we see a banner containing the white shadowed text "FBI" in the middle. Below it is the black text "WARNING", and "FEDERAL LAW PROVIDES SEVERE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH 5 YEARS IN PRISON, SEVERE EMBARASSMENT AND POTENTIAL BAD LUCK, SO PLEASE DON'T COPY THIS VIDEO!" in a computerized font.
Warning B: It's almost the same as the 1984-1991 Buena Vista/Walt Disney Studios Home Entertainment Warning Screen, except the warning text is different, in shadows and outlines.
Cheesy Factor: This is the most hilariously laziest warning screen ever made, although this was intentional.
Availability: Unknown. It is said to be on a children's VHS that, at least according to episode 23 of the internet webseries Oddity Archive, was released by "Macrovision Scientists", but was later realized that it was a joke to the previous warning from the episode. Even the title of this video company is unknown.
Scare Factor: None. This is a very funny warning.